Are you lost? Are you totally clueless when it comes to the opposite sex, dating and romance? Do your romantic ventures never seem to work out in your favor? Well, look no further. If you’re looking for a self proclaimed expert in the ways of women, love, dating, and heterosexual dating advice… YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT MAN. Oh, but I also offer advice to women. For those ladies who are brave enough to seek my no nonsense opinion, that is. And, when I say “no nonsense” I mean NO NONSENSE. DO NOT COME AROUND EXPECTING ME TO TELL YOU WHAT YOU WANNA HEAR. I WILL CALL IT LIKE I SEE IT AND NO FUCKING LESS. :|

Anyways, drop me a line at 619-922-1845(I DON’T HAVE A CELL PHONE AT THE CONCURRENT MOMENT)

OR!

Shoot me an email @ zetori.hanzo.t@gmail.com

If you’re gonna hit up my personal line chances are I probably won’t answer the first time around so, leave me a message with your name, number, a short explanation of your romantic road block(IF ANY AT ALL). When I say short… I MEAN SHORT. We’ll get into the good stuff when I get back to you(assuming you’re serious). ;)

If you’re sending me an email you might as well spill your fucking guts out to me from the get go.

Oh! And, if you’re a lady looking to commit flirtatious hi-jinks with a wonderful man like me… please don’t. SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY. I don’t have the time or emotional energy for such things.

**DISCLAIMER**

I am not a professional by any standards which may pertain to any government accredited institution. I am a self proclaimed expert and I cannot be held accountable for any negative consequences which happen as a result of you taking my advice and/or opinion and putting it into action for the purpose of finding resolve. Basically, what I’m conveying to you is that I cannot be held responsible for any unintended side effects which may occur and possibly further agitate your situation, dating life, or romantic life.