January 2011
What to Do When You Only Have the 'Weird Feeling'... →
Oh, ladies… this is what you do when you have that creeping suspicion that your man has strayed from your arms. Good luck gettin to the heart of the matter. Hahahahaha! LOL!
5 New Year's Resolutions You Shouldn't Bother... →
“Make nice with my ex.” This one’s a no-go for three reasons: 1) Just talking to your ex makes you want to vomit. 2) Telling your friends about this resolution will make them want to vomit. 3) Five years from now, telling the story of how you once made nice with your ex only to have him or her humiliate you in a crowded bar will make you want to vomit.
“Stick to what you know, bitch!”
– Emily Johnson(Hahahahaha!)
Ke$ha Voted Worst-Dressed Celebrity of 2010 →
Did somebody sprinkle crack on this bitches wardrobe??? Uuugh… Ke$ha is SO FUCKING TRASHY!! I swear to God… she should be put to death in front of a firing squad for her absolutely horrific choice in style!
“Pick out one of those raindrops and I’ll pick another, and I’ll bet...”
– Interview with John Douglas(Maxim Magazine)
December 2010
“I killed those men, robbed them cold as ice and I’d do it again.”
– Aileen Wuornos(What a devilishly cold bitch. Hahahaha)
“When you give a fuck people will make you feel like shit for it… and when...”
– Eiknarf (via apeculiarsprezzatura)
“When you give a fuck people will make you feel like shit for it… and when...”
– Eiknarf (via apeculiarsprezzatura)
“A bad habit in one’s eyes could be just a habit in another’s.”
– Marisol Orozco
The Nerve Yo →
Sex, love, culture. Enough said.
